Men's Campfire

[Trinityz1]

The joys of new life....Jammer is pretty smart

so he's in a 100 gal plastic tub with cat litter and then hay on top
I have a piece of snow fence with another as a gate held on with beaners
it swings open so you can step in and close behind you
for the unaware...snowfence is 1/4" thick x 4' high x 2" wide slats
held together with twisted wire with a 2" gap between the slats....
doesn't work worth a shit for it's intended purpose but does well enough
for the purpose at hand.......

so once he's had his bottle, just like a mom, you have to stimulate his arse
like her tongue with a warm wet washcloth to stimulate a pooh...at some point
he'll figure out how to pooh....most all baby mammals require this
it's why people that try to save pups or cats lose them because they don't do this

well this a.m. appears he figgered it out and took a pooh by the gate
while he was waiting for his bottle of calf milk replacer
he got some on the side but just took a plastic bread bag, snagged it after it set a few
with a little hay and then washed the side and it was a pretty big one for him
so with his pooh all done.....

someone declared I'M FEEDING THE BABY AND WILL WASH HIS BUTT!!!!

so said ok....well he had his bottle....she started washing his arse but didn't have
the washcloth ready for what was next......apparently he still had another big one
ready to go....all soft and gushy like watery pudding.....more than a handful
and without the washcloth positioned to accept it

she got a handful + some and carried on so much about it
I just couldn't stop laughing.....had tears in my eyes from all the extra verbage
and apparently it was pretty ripe smelling as she was bent over his backside......

looking at Jammer....he had an expression that was practically human
as he looked at me with: I WAS A GOOD BOY WASN'T I...!!! Damn I'm Good!!!
so I said: Good Boy Jammer!!! just like when he did one by himself......

it's rather funny the sounds that expel from a human mouth that is rather
disgusted with something....and you hear words and sounds unimagined......

and still
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and still
Livin' the dream....T ©