Halberd Corp (HALB)

[Invest-in-America]

HALB: Hey, Sir, I heard that your Chevy Truck's ENGINE, TRANSY., & RADIATOR all physically BROKE-APART last Tuesday; SORRY to hear that. THE SOLUTION??? Simply have your truck towed to HALB's new AUTOMOBILE REPAIRS DIVISION, where they will FIX your truck's broken infrastructure by "EXTRA-CORPOREALLY" changing all of your truck's internal FLUIDS!!!! (PS: HALB has just SCHEDULED a meeting with Chevy, Ford, GM, & Dodge to DISCUSS their disruptive, miraculous, & otherwise REVOLUTIONARY new trucks & cars REPAIR process!!!)