Good Vibrations Shoes Inc (GVSI)

[Yolo]

It is hilarious to me that people are trying to change the narrative and claim that taking almost two years to get pink current was a huge success. They must believe that only George Sharp could have done this. Which is true, in the sense that only George Sharp could delay the process this much while still claiming success.

But he doesn't need to worry, nobody blames him. They worship him and make up stories about air shares being sold instead. Clearly, nothing will ever be Sharp's fault, it's always the naked shorting*!
(*which we cannot prove or count, but trust us it's there!)