Greenshift Corporation (GERS)

[ice_n_ak]

"Cletus, you'll see what a happened to Greenstuff today?"

Cletus was a bit slow but so too most investors in GERS, myself being...Oh look! A butterfly!

Anyhow Cletus replied. "Uh yup."

"So what yer think wuz the reason? Thinking it had sumthing ta do with that there Communist balloon?"

"Nope."

"Maybe sumthing good is gonna happen fer this greenstuff?"

Cletus pondered for a few seconds and then replied. "All I know is my few shares went up in price today. Soon I'll be a abled ta upgrade my hound dog."

What's a wrong with your hound dog? Lookes perfectly alright ta me?"

Laughing Cletus said, "My hound dog Lucas, is a cat."