Unique Logistics International Inc (UNQL)

[LJ-Bodhi]

The Illegal Trading Taskforce prepares the TPS Reports which are copied in triplicate to each department head. Then, the information is encoded onto a piece of filament paper and delivered to the next available agent from the Impossible Mission Force. That message self-destructs within 10 seconds of being opened and read. A fuse is lit, music is cued, and I'm pretty sure a printer/copier/fax machine is brutally destroyed with a baseball bat and stomping loafers until all evidence is destroyed....or uncovered....it's all really confusing. I think a red stapler is involved. The UNQL Illegal Trading Taskforce....dun dun dun dun da da da.....