Don't know who wrote it but ................
DECEMBER HAS COME??
It snowed last night
8:00- I made a snowman ice?
8:10- A feminist walked by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. ??
8:15- So I made a snowwoman????
8:17- My feminist neighbor complained about the Snowwoman's bulky chest saying that she had been made with a masculine gaze and that it did not reflect all the women in the world who do not want their boobs to be valued. ??????? ??
8:20- The gay couple who lived nearby just belittled me saying I should have made two snowmen. ??
8:22- The Trans Man...woman... asked why I didn't just make a snowman with detachable parts. ???? ??
8:25- Vegans at the end of the block complained about carrot nose, claiming vegetables are food and not snowman decoration. ??
8:28- I got called racist because the snow couple is white. ???? ??
8:31- Muslim across the street demanded that the snowwoman be covered!!!!. ??
8:40- Police arrived saying someone had been offended. ????
8:42- The feminist neighbor claimed again that the snow woman's broom needed to be removed because it depicted women in a household role. ??
8:43- The Justice Officer came in and threatened me with eviction. ???? ??
8:45- BBC report team showed up I wonder if they knew the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? I replied "snowballs" and now they call me sexist. ??
9:00- I was on the news as suspected terrorism, racism, homophobia, sexism, sexism, machismo, xenophobia, transphobia. ??
9:10- They asked me if I had an accomplice. My kids were taken by social services ??
9:29- Far-left protesters, offended by everything, marched down the street demanding my arrest. ?? ?? ?? ???? ?? ?? ???? ?? ?????? ?? ?? ???? ?? ?? ??
At noon it all melts ??
This is what we have become, the world of politically correct mazapanes where in no time, even breathing can offend someone. ??????????????
"Why do you always have to be right!" - "Only because you INSIST on being wrong".
