Starfleet Innotech Inc (SFIO)

[bangbangjunior]

Hey, I have a joke for you, A 90 year old goes to the doctors and when asked by the Dr. how he is, he said Doc, I feel great and my 20 year old wife is pregnant with my child. The Doc says hmmn, this reminds me of another patient, who is an avid hunter. He was hunting beaver, and came up to a beautiful beaver on the bank of a stream. He took his rifle and took aim, but then realized he forgot his ammo and the rifle was empty. He decided to aim at the beaver and yell pow as he pulled the trigger. He did this twice, on the second yell of pow the beaver fell over dead. The Doc ask the 90 year old if there could be an explanation this and 90 year old said he had no idea, but conventional wisdom would say that someone else pumped a couple of rounds in that beaver and the doctor said exactly! We need to lighten this board up a little!