lol. This may be your barber: A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber, who responded, “Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty and full of Italians. You’re crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?”
“We’re taking United,” was the reply. “We got a great rate!”
“United!” exclaimed the barber. “That’s a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly and they’re always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?”
“We’ll be at the downtown International Marriott.”
“That dump! That’s the worst hotel in Rome. The rooms are small, the service is surly and they’re overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?”
"We’re going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."
"That’s rich,” laughed the barber. “You and a million other people trying to see him. He’ll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You’re going to need it!”
A month later, the man again came in for his regular haircut. The barber asked him about his trip to Rome.
“It was wonderful,” explained the man. “Not only were we on time in one of United’s brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a beautiful young stewardess who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel! Well, it was great! They’d just finished a $25 million remodeling job and now it’s the finest hotel in the city. They were overbooked too, so they apologized and gave us the presidential suite at no extra charge!”
“Well,” muttered the barber. “I know you didn’t get to see the Pope.”
“Actually, we were quite lucky, for as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I’d be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked in. As I knelt down he spoke to me.”
“What did he say?”
“He said, ‘Where’d you get this shitty haircut?"
No "Dumbed Down" is the correct word for Voters who still support any Democrats at this point. I have talked to some of these people who are Voting Blue in PA. You would not believe the excuses they gave me on why they are Voting Blue.
My Barber who is in his 70's and owns his own shop says he cannot support OZ for Senate because OZ is from NJ and not from PA. He thinks there is an Agenda behind OZ running in PA. Yet, he could not give me an agenda other than he just don't trust Oz? As for the Governor he said he can't vote for Doug Mastriano because he thought he was too Extreme??? This was his excuse for Voting Blue even though he is always complaining about the inflation, and Gas Prices. He is always complaining about the Border too.
I told him that if he Votes Blue that he will be supporting Biden and that we will get more of the inflation and high gas prices and food shortages. His response was "I know" I know, I just can't vote for any of the Republicans PA put up!" I was so Pissed off I had to leave the barbershop before I stroked out. I am done supporting his Business and I am in the process of finding another Barber. These people are just insane!
Sorry for the Rant as I am just Pissed off! Especially now that the CDC is coming after our children with the Deadly Jab on their vote today!
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