I don't understand the Conix allusion. You hyped the joke, the arguments with the bolt head MAGAts can sometimes be tiresome, so on with the joke.
I mean, a "tornado alley" in real life is a storm tossed- often violently so - area, so maybe you strive for a stormy environment here? Hence the board name, Tornado Alley?
Seriously, are you a crabby old guy? Don't take it so seriously, no harm was meant or implied or attempted.