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Tuesday, September 20, 2022 2:11:26 AM
Customer: What products do you have available for purchase?
SJ: We don’t actually have tangible products for sale. What we have is terrible product IDEAS since 2018 for sale.
Customer: Huh?
SJ: Our best selling bundle includes a SkiQ, an Air Monitor, a BC66, a hemp grow light system, a Face Mask Vending Machine, an ISP agreement from TMobile, and access to our OTC Markets news tab so you can see all of our other terrible IDEAS that never got past the pump stage. It’s only $883,000
Customer: Why so much?
SJ: How else do you think we can pay off the $883,000 judgement against us??????
And I’ll even throw in a signed 8x10 of Phidius Chou for only $300,000 more.
Customer: Who the hell is that and why so much?
SJ: Another terrible idea, and how else do you think Maxine, Alan, and I can get paid??????
Customer: F off you POSRMX!!!!!!!!!!
Always check for water before diving in head first.............
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