GNCC Capital Inc (GNCP)

[moe_the_gyp01]

Ouch...this just in. In an about face pivot that would make your head spin, GNCP is in a position to commence to announce shortly the trading in rectum futures. In a conversation with reporters from the Street Insider, management was asked what was the motivation to move away from the mining, minerals, lithium, CBD, gold, crypto wallets and arcades space, to rectums, Ron Lowenthal replied..."We do 180 degree pivots standing on our heads so this aint no thang my gentile breh!"

Ron went on to further state..."We have been inserting our metaphorical goodies into the rectums of our shareholders for going on 15 years, so in a lot of ways, this really is in our wheel house."

Please keep an eye out for future business ventures involving rectums and all associated endeavors regarding inserting things into them.