Mirage Energy Corp (MRGE)

[shajandr]

CMW is far, far above-average!

https://www.studyfinds.org/average-person-tells-four-lies-daily/

Why are MRGE shareholder-victims madd at CMW? He took their munny and relieved them of the stress and domestic disputes over how it otherwise would have been spent on useless shit like new cars, vacations, new boats, home remodel or upgrade, medical bills (nobuddy pays those anyway), tickets for sports events, etc.

Now there is less munny to argue over how it is to be spent.

Wife: ’Honey, I was thinking we could spend the autumn touring Europe with the Mirage investment money.

Husband: ’Sorry babe, but I hadda lose all that munny.’ (spoken in the same cadence as Bruce Willis in Pulp Fiction telling his girl that he had to crash her Honda)

Wife: ’Oh. Well then it is decided, we will go backyard camping this year. And next year. And the years after that. No need for passports or reservations. Much easier this way.’

Husband: ’Another month of picking up and returning recyclable cans and bottles and we ought to have enough to buy a pup tent. Maybe even a rain fly and tent stakes.’