Yong Bai Chao New Retail Corp (YBCN)

[NobleRoman]

On a POSITIVE NOTE, I can always pretend that I'm a member of YBCN and not jujst a stockholder, and I could take myself up on the challenge of bumping somebody off a category. Taht's what I'll do. I'll pretend to be somebody that cares. Since, I obviously care more than the leader himself.

I'll pretend I want to replace the RETAIL category with that HORRIBLE music. With this LATEST and great new retail unit:

https://www.douyin.com/video/7121994893458820387

I look at that and go, I bet NobleRoman didn't use that because it has no music. So, let me add some music to it:

There! Turn down traffic noise on first, turn up music on second, then go to first screen for viewing pleasure. Now, that's what I'm talking about! WINNING! I'm certain that NobleRoman will replace mine and improve the board experience.

That was easy. I didn't even have to make my own material. I'll probably also win VIDEO OF THE WEEK. Two wins! Caring is easy and prosperous for all. I wonder what my Chinese comrades don't understand about this?

That's happy, upbeat music. Obscure from Mike & Mechanics when I guess grunge rock was taking over in America. And it's so appropriate of a title: Looking over your shoulder. Which is precisely what you always seem to have to do as a stockholder in YBCN. That must be why NobleRoman is always walking into rooms backwards, always having to watch his back.

Lightbulb moment! I could do this each week. I could toss these bad orders into the trash can. I don't think Xi JinPeng will care. And I'll actually do what a productive stakeholder should do. Go out and make my own videos as well, preach the gospel to all, and push my leaders to do their job and keep their promises to me and go public like they said they would!

SLAP ME BACK TO REALITY: Crap, now I'm depressed. So easy, yet so elusive. I guess common sense isn't all that common. That's what's so depressing.