HAVE YOU YOU BEEN SEEKING FOR OPPORTUNITIES TO JOIN A SACRED BROTHERHOOD OCCULT FOR MONEY RITUAL IN NIGERIA?
ABSOLUTELY!! There is nothing I desire more!! Frankly, though, I can live without access to Bohemian Grove.
People with prejudices and the mob should stay away from here: they would only toddle in darkness and be highly indignant.
Heaven forbid!! I am old, but not yet old enough to toddle in darkness.
JOIN BILLIONAIRES BROTHERHOOD OCCULT WITHOUT HUMAN SACRIFICE, WHAT WE USE HERE IS ONLY SPECIAL ANIMAL BLOODS AND SERIES OF OTHER SACRIFICIAL ITEMS WE USE THEM TO TALK TO THE LORD SPIRITUAL, THE GUARDIANS OF AGE, AND EVERY OF YOUR REQUEST WILL BE GRANTED.
What a relief!! I confess I'd been a bit concerned, wondering who I might be required to sacrifice.
You say I need to contact the Temple Grandmaster. Does that mean I'll have to learn to play chess? But that's okay; it sounds worth the trouble!!
Exciting!!!