Umbra Applied Technologies Group Inc (UATG)

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Hahahaha……bwahahahaha….BWAAAHAHA…

Over the years since 2012, scumbra has literally claimed to possess revolutionary medical imaging tech better than MRI, laser guns, a magic battery cell, an autonomous military-tier UAV, a Batman-style exoskeleton, a magical fiber which can transfer data, a magical iPhone charger which pulls electricity out of thin air, a groundbreaking solar technology which could eventually be worth “trillions”…..and MANY MORE EXAMPLES OF TOTAL BULLCRAP STATEMENTS that no one has ever seen proof of, released in any product or video, nothing…just a DECADE of shameless bullcrap lmao. I’m not even being hyperbolic, these are literally the claim scumbra has made explicitly, in public and private communications, over the years

Heck, many of these insane, delusional claims are still up on the new website lol.

I think we’ll see their ‘floating helical wind turbines’ about the same time we see the SOCKS restocked on Amazon….LMAO