Dating and Sex

[Trinityz1]

here's a few

once married...head is dead.

whip cream, gently warm chocolate sauce, or my favorite
chokecherry syrup....
make the world go round.

don't chase....in fact...sometimes run like hell.....

don't ever get THAT drunk......

but if you do and she's coyote ugly, just gnaw your arm off to get away........
it's worth it.

being with a double jointed woman....
that can put her ankles up behind her ears...
can ruin you for life

preachers daughters are generally crazy in bed
and batshit crazy once married

last
getting your red wings.......ain't all it's cracked up to be