Halberd Corp (HALB)

[Just-Keep-Trying]

Dear Mr. "ERROR-Man", yes indeed you are CORRECT (for once), when you proclaimed that, "Just-keep-dying is more of an authority on medicine" than ANY of the (Patented) MORONS over at the subject HALB Circus Sideshow Company. Finally, Sir, you have gotten it RIGHT!!! GOD BLESS!!
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If you believe HALB's nonsense about the Human BODY, then I can FIX your BLOWN-OUT car's, truck's, yacht's, airplane's, or motorcycle's TRANSY, ENGINE, BRAKES CYLINDER, or RADIATOR by simply CHANGING or FILTERING the FLUIDS therein! At my (HALB-like) service center, we refer to this disruptive, revolutionary, & otherwise unprecedented Auto Repairs System as the, "EXTRACORPOREAL MOTOR VEHICLE FLUIDS FILTERING & EXCHANGE PROCEDURE". Come in TODAY, for a free ESTIMATE!!


"Hey, last time I saw a SCAM COMPANY like this one, it was in a SIDESHOW at a local Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey, CIRCUS! Right next to the Snake Oil Hawker, the Dog-Faced Boy, and the Wild Man From BORNEO!!"

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A QUOTE FROM HALB'S LATEST FAKE NEWS PR:
Halberd has already successfully completed proof-of-concept testing of its patented extra-corporeal (outside the body) disease eradication process on bacteria, inflammatory cytokines and other neurodegenerative disease antigens. (THAT is the singularly most FRAUDULENT statement --- on ANY subject --- that I have heard in my 46-years on the REPROBATE PLANET!!!!!!)