If InebriatEd had stayed in Iowa, he might be an assistant shift manager at the local Menards or Theisens store by now. Assuming he did nott wind up drunkenly plowing his vehicle into a corn crib or a silo and killing himself by now.
DosEd threw away his life by choosing to live as a pennyscamming thief, pissing away most to all of his criminally-obtained munny on drugs, lawyers, booze, and court judgements.