Guy plays golf every Saturday rain or shine. One particular Saturday, it's storming... thunder, lightening, even some hail. He gets up at the 6am alarm, gets dressed for golf, kisses his wife goodbye in the bed and hurries out the door. On the way he decides, this is crazy, no way can I play in this weather, so he turns around and heads back home. He gets there, drys off, changes back into his bedclothes and slips back into bed beside his wife and cuddles up behind her. He mutters something about the terrible weather and she replies..."I know. Can you believe my husband is playing golf in this weather?"
