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[shajandr]

Guest: ''Why is it so dark in here?''

Lease-A: ''I thought candlelight would be more relaxing for us.''

Guest: ''Can I have a glass of water?''

Foley-Coyote: ''Uh, our reverse osmosis filter is on the fritz. Instead of tap water, I will get you a Costco bottled water.''

Guest: ''OK, can I use the bathroom whilst you fetch the water bottle?''

Lease-A: ''Uh ... sure ... but don't flush we are participating in water conservation.''

Guest: ''Mind if I borrow one of the candles so I can see how to get to the bathroom?''

Foley-Coyote: ''Just use that flashlight on the table. We do it all the time.''

Guest (returning from bathroom): ''What is the deal with all those garbage bags in the kitchen?''

Lease-A: ''Oh, that is just the last month's garbage. David is going to take those to the dumpster behind the 7-11 once he forges a vehicle registration sticker for the Miata. He tried putting those in the neighbors' garbage bins but they found out and got all huffy about it.''