Excellento Xeno!!! The most comprehensive synopsis (is that an oxymoron Sanddollar- LOL) of the origins of Loch/CDEx and related PENNY STOCK SCAM COMPANIES I've read to date.
Are you co-authoring the book with ~Kidd?
Check your lug nuts and brake lines. Get a long pole with a mirror attached on the end to check your undercarriage for suspicious looking objects!
Maybe get one of them EM-1's so you get scan your vehicle from a safe distance of at least about 150 meters (pulsed laser models only). If you get a positive hit the GREEN button and the GPS will alert the local authorities to your exact location. You do have that model don't you? It has all the features kinda like a Motorola Razor.
Alternatively, if you're strapped for cash, you can deploy the chicken-on-a-string detector. The complete kit is available for US$ 1,495.00 (includes shipping within continental USA). Please send a cashier's check or money order to:
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Box P4316
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Allow 4-5 weeks for delivery.