Decision Diagnostics Corp (DECN)

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Here a quick math lesson, the current market cap of DECN ($251,000) is 30% LESS THAN the total web porn expenditures by CEO Keith Berman, as put forth by the US DOJ ($360,000), and signed as factual by Keith Berman and his attorney for next week's trial!

This means if the web model that Berman paid saved all her (or his) funds from the cam shows, they could own DECN outright, and have $100k in spending money in addition!

Is that more pathetic, or funny?