Ameritrade (fka AMTD)

[mokew]

Two elderly Walmart greeters were sitting on a bench at the entry way when one turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm pretty old and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. "How do you feel?"

Slim says, "I feel just like a new born baby."

"Really, like a new born baby?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth and I think I just wet my pants.