Elio Motors Inc. (ELIO)

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Elio did create the investment vehicle for the south. It's called the Eliocoin. I was going to buy up on it but found out it was for the south, not the north. Then when the Asians started kneeling during the national anthem, the Eliocoin lost value and thus it's dead. Americans were upset with Paul and thus never bought his cars because of the kneeling. So sad that happened.

After that, they announced to go to Mexico but with the wall that was built, they couldn't get a crane high enough to get them over the wall, so there they sit in that country now being used as Taxis in Tijuana.

Next part of the plan was to move to Chicago but when the mob bosses wanted up front money from Paul, he decided against that as he doesn't need a set of concrete shoes and try to swim in Lake Michigan.

So, he went back to Shreveoprt. Hopefully America forgot about the kneeling and the south will invest in the Eliocoin but I will guess that will not happen because they announced that they want that plant back as it's an ancient confederacy burial ground and thus, Paul will need to move elsewhere.

I heard through the grapevine that Barbados is looking for new manufacturing since the split from the UK. We need to start chanting, BARBADOS! BARBADOS! BARBADOS!