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Thursday, 02/01/2007 9:31:43 PM

Thursday, February 01, 2007 9:31:43 PM

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OT: An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much younger woman. No matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm.

Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi. The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion:

"Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm".

They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied.

Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi. "Okay", the rabbi says to the husband, "maybe you should change positions".

The husband says they will try to follow the rabbi's advice. Later, that night, the husband says to the young man, "Let's change positions" and asks the young man to get into bed with the wife while the husband waves the towel.

The young man gets working with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting, screaming orgasm. The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly:

"You see, you young schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!

" SAY GOODNIGHT, GRACIE."

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