SurgePays Inc (SURG)

[StockItOut]

Coxy Woxy was so foxy
Had a wireless company he lost see.
He ran a scam, trying as hard as he can
To pull a sham, to get lenders sayin' they can,
But instead drew attention of Uncle Sam.

Coxy Woxy was a PR junkie.
His mngt team played as his flunky.
He touted and flouted his listing on NASDAQ
Lame like Spike Lee dunking on Thee Shaq

And yet again he's at it, pumping NASDAQ listing
At every turn can't do it, yup still missing
He even tried the trust of the kids of Benzinga
For a moment they thought he was down with the linga
But instead he's now looking for toxic financing
"No, and No, and No" he keeps hearing like from Reagan Nanc(y)ing

Coxy. Coxy Woxy. C-C-C-Coxy. Coxy Woxy.


( opening to the Ode of Brian The Coxy Woxy, CEO of SurgePays Inc. )