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Agincourt as allegory for AABBExchange / Wallet / GoldToken
Today is October 25 and a day on the liturgical calendar known as St. Crispin's Day. On this day in 1415 the historic Battle of Agincourt was fought where a vastly-outnumbered English force under Henry V defeated the French.

In many ways Agincourt is an allegory for the battle AABB and its supporters fight now, so in honour of today, I have updated Henry V's famous speech he gave his men just before the battle :

Third Eye Analyst. O that we now had here
But one ten thousand of those men in The Market
That do no work to-day!

Harry Safari. What's he that wishes so?
My cousin, Third Eye? No, my fair cousin;
If we are mark'd to sell AABB, we are enough
To do our brokerage account's loss; and if to buy,
The fewer men, the greater share of profits.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
By Jove, I am covetous for gold,
But nor do I care who doth feed upon my cost;
But if it be a sin to covet AABB Shares,
I am the most offending soul alive.

Rather proclaim it, Third Eye Analyst, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to buy AABB Shares,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse;
We would not buy AABB Shares in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to buy AABB Shares with us.
This day is call'd the feast of Crispian.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say "To-morrow is Saint Crispian."
Then will he open his brokerage account and show his AABB Shares,
Open his AABB Exchange / Wallet and show his AABBGoldTokens,
And say "These AABB Shares and GoldTokens I bought on Crispin's day."
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day, buying AABB. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words—
Harry Safari, Third Eye Analyst and Benny Mojo,
Bodhi_Trades and Babudb, ChanceVision and TradeRewards—
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be rememberèd—
We few, we happy few, we band of AABB buying brothers;
For he to-day that buys AABB Shares with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in The Market now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they did not buy,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That bought AABB Shares with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

And now, for you History buffs, here's the original,
from the 1989 version of "Henry V"

( Branagh knocks it out of the park, natch )

AABB, the AABBGoldToken, the AABBExchange / Wallet:
the powerful idea whose time has come