A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new
Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it
costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to
him. The old
man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got
there, sonny?"
The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO . It cost half a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor
proudly.
The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,
sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car,
all right... but I'll stick with my Moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides o show the old man
just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the
speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a
dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows
down to see what it could be and suddenly; WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something
whips by him going much faster!
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks
himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old
man on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives
it more gas and passes the Moped at 275 mph.WHOOOOOOOSSSSHHHH He's
feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man
gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors
the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten
seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again. The Ferrari
is flat out, and there's nothing he can do. Suddenly, the Moped plows
into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The doctor stops
and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive. He runs up to
the mangled old man and says, "Oh My Gosh! Is there anything I can do
for you?"
The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror."
