I was abducted by aliens last night ….
They said they are the “grays” and they come from another star system than the one we’re from.
They can travel to earth or anywhere in the universe through a warp zone also known as a worm hole.
The abduction was a pleasant experience, including a conversation while drinking their version of white claw.
I asked them if they have ever heard of DryWorld.
To my surprise they said that they actually created the technology themselves but gifted all of that technology to Matt and Brian, at no charge. It is an experiment, and they want to see just how big this technology can get on earth. These beings are very generous, and even offered some nuts that reminded me of beer nuts.
Therefore, this is not only cutting edge patented technology, but also alien technology from the grays themselves.
They are known to be billions of light years ahead of us in technology and overall science.
At the end of the abduction experience after playing a fun game that represented in extracting blood through a tube like wire (and it felt really amazing to have blood withdrawn that way), I asked them if any of them wanted a few of my shares of stock. They chuckled and said, “shidt dog, we are worth trillions of dollars. This UFO spaceship alone is worth more than the market cap value of Amazon. You enjoy your shares. You, David Lee Roth, Redwagon, Pennyboy, Kilch, Choi, Hobbit, Patiently, Ranger, Galaxe, Tofino, Tempy, Tiger, Nickeli and gang, you guys will have enough money one day to rent one of our spaceships for a day, as we charge $100 million per day.”
