Maybe Moonbat can do a demo at the bagholders' beating and show the PillScammer scanning a pill and IDing it right in front of his very eyes. The infamous solid pill scan ... errr... scam. It works because... well... Moonbat saw it with his very own eyes (yes he did!).
Maybe it'd sell if they renamed it the ErsatzMed(TM - Crowe). After all, it was made by an ersatzscientist using his bench assembler-level quasiknowledge and pseudotechnology.
Great DC Demo though!
Now masquerading as a postiche-plumber and a bona fide poseur.
See ya at the post-beating LV Par-tay at Stan's. We can swing by Petey Dobb's place and see if he's home or on the road again, then zip over to Stan's for the shindig.
I think El Gordo can't get a Bored seat simply because they haven't been able to find a chair that won't collapse under him. I'm shure he'll be there annoyingly and loudly yacking on his sellphone while the beating is going on, since being an inconsiderate azz is what his biz is all about - really. And he is a legend in his own mind - much, much more important than the chuckleheads inside the beating room. The bagholders and insiders are really quite a collection of misfits and axeholes. Maid 4 each other. CEXI should change the ticker symbol to LOSR or CHUM.PK when it goes Pink.
If they only could add Jim Bolt as COO and Steve Moskowitz (of SPNG) as CFO CEXi would have a complete team of winners.
I note that Firmbutt and Malarkey seem to share the same shade of orange-brown hair dye (as a toupee in Malarkey's case) accompanied by the same shade of JET BLACK mustache dye. Can't these "leaders" of CDEx even figger outt~ how to make the fake color on the dome match the fake color on the upper lip - is it that difficult for these "leaders" to figger outt~ that two of these things just don't go together when the look in the mirror? At least Jammon Jeff is able to match the shades of his hair dye and mustache dye. Possible material for VP, Marketing????
