Tornado Alley (PROG)

[newmedman]

LOL, trying to get it on with a 15 year old in a Borat movie.

Booking a 'gamechanging' national press conference in the alley of a landscaping business.

Showing up to interviews drunk with his pants unzipped.

Alienating his own family, especially his daughter who has publicly begged him to get help.

Begging for money because the Trump gravy train went off the cliff.

Looking for someone, anyone to defend him pro-bona because he's in a world of shit.

Hoping that the jail can at least provide something more than 2 week old bologna sandwiches.

Wondering what it will be like to meet people he jailed years ago on bogus charges with his stop and frisk laws.