ProShares Trust Ultra VIX Short Term Futures ETF (UVXY)

[mannken]

I'm not making this up

Last night, at my local taco cafe, the 17 y.o. cashier girl said she's quitting her job

I ask her why?
She said, I'm going to trade Forex

I told her I have a tip, short the dollar
She said, what does that mean?


JPOWs policies will destroy many livelihoods, will not take blame, it will go to POTUS, 90% of population probably never heard of him