Da Lair V

[Hattori Hanzo]

China, inflation, covid variants, vaccine companies slowly admitting their shit gets weak after a short time, mask mandates, schools closing again, etc. I’ll take any or all of it. Whatever it is will spook the shit outta everyone and send them fleeing to cash and precious metals, prices fall, the over-leveraged are exposed, cash gets hoarded, the largely cash-reliant R2000 gets pummeled, Hattori Hanzo takes his carnage-driven profits and goes streaking into an AMC theater covered in popcorn butter, screaming about stupid apes and slinging feces at the screens while that stock plummets back to $10