Unique Logistics International Inc (UNQL)

[TimmayOHKAY]

I finally got ahold of Investor Relations and they said they are willing to compensate me for emotional distress associated with investing in the used tampon they have cleverly disguised as a stock so long as I promise to buy more from Paul. Their compensation package includes a 300 lb biker who shows up at your house dressed in black rubber wearing a 14 in strap on. I happily agreed as my rear end has already been stretched wide enough for someone to start growing watermelons inside, and start their own fresh goods marketplace. They advised me to provide my own lube, and I gotta say... I'm impressed with the feedback! These guys really care about the common shareholder. Patiently awaiting .00000000001 to buy more.