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Friday, 07/16/2021 10:08:46 PM

Friday, July 16, 2021 10:08:46 PM

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Let me tell you a little story bout George. George bought XYZ stock at .08- George did his DD. Company had good metrics. Meanwhile XYZ stock declined George was upset. George did not leave any powder to average down with. George watched as his share price went south day after day. Finally George thought "I HAD ENOUGH" and George sold. What George didn't realize was his sell order went straight to a short buy back to cover for Larry. Larry had heard about ppl like George and was prepared. He shorted the stock and saw the low volume might help his case. Sure enough Larry was RIGHT! LARRY HAPPILY cashed in his buyback to cover and quickly bought a long position. Larry was smart. Soon his company reported a surprise in the press and the share price rocketed. Soon thereafter Larry met George's wife back at home and they had the wildest sex ever imagined. Larry and George's wife lived happily ever after making fun of George while they had hot, animalistic SEX.
THE END. DONT BE LIKE GEORGE. MMKAY. HODL
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