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Wednesday, 06/23/2021 2:16:57 PM

Wednesday, June 23, 2021 2:16:57 PM

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A deaf mute guy walks up to a foursome on the first hole, hands one of the players a card that says “I am a deaf mute, playing as a single, may I play through?”
The guy that gets the card is a total jerk, shakes his head no, and points the deaf mute to go back and wait his turn.
A few holes later the jerk is standing in the fairway and gets hit in the head by a golf ball.
In excruciating pain and pissed off, he turns around and sees the deaf mute holding up four fingers.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away--Wows happen!!!

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