FAT CATS

[puppman]

I'm the punky Ihubber known as Puppman,
When I hit the boards, I've got a plan,
I just throw my posts all over the field,
I can't dance, but I can throw the spam,
I motivate the cats, I like to tease,
I play so cool, I aim to please,
That's why you all got here on the double,
To catch me doin' the No Limit Hold 'em Shuffle