Greenshift Corporation (GERS)

[ice_n_ak]

It's official, the following is a declassified report from the Pentagon: "Kevin Kreisler was abducted by aliens while on a picnic with the Swedish Bikini model team."

The report was highly detailed outlining first hand interviews. One of the statement was from Anika and Brigitta (twins both in cup size and family). "Ya. Fur sure. There we was. Eating pickled penguin on wasa brod und Kevin, (us girls call him 'smily boy') Und Kevin looked up and screamed just as a flying tea cup shot a beam of light at him. He started floating ups in da air screaming "SAVE da Planet! SAVE da Planet!"

Upon further analysis, the D.O.D. has determined that Kevin Kreisler was indeed a subject of abduction along with a cow named, Betsy.

(meanwhile, millions of miles away, Kevin now sits in a room on a spaceship teaching Betsy how to play gin rummy for penny a point. He currenty has enough pennies to buy out GERS)

Go GERS! Whoo Hoo!