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Dave:

Now that you have that extra $5,000,000 coming in from Nigeria, don't forget that Mothers Day is coming up!!!

Ma Foley: "It's almost impossible to find makhorka tobacco in the USA. My Camel Unfiltereds with their Turkish blend tobacco is the closest I can get to pure makhorka here in the USA. But America makes the best chewing tobacco, Red Man in the pouch."


I know a guy up in Sebastapol in Marin who's gott Russian Mobb CONnections and can gett the brands your mom craves. The drags from these potent cancer sticks will blister paint off yer Maserati. 100 percent Russian makhorka tobacco - the fumes from this shit will burn thru chemical weapons protection suits and gas mask filters. These are what allowed the Red Army to beat the Germans in WW2 (well, these and a boatload of kasha, some USA 6x6 Lend-Lease trucks and P-39s, and about 26 million military and civilian deaths). As Iosef Stalin said, "one death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic" (altho your malpractice insurance carrier my raise your rates if you start banging up against the one million mark, Doc).






(Doc, FYI I bleeve those are cannonbaimets from a pancreatic adeno primary, but they serve the purpose for illustration here - gimme a little literary license here.)