OT, A lawyer was driving down the street in his BMW....
He was broadsided by a pickup truck and dismembered, he lay spread out on the concrete bleeding...Beemer in ruins, body parts all over.
The EMT's arrived on the scene and started administering first aid as he was unconscious......
He regained consciousness (questionable for a lawer) and immediately asked the EMTs how hi Beemer was..
The EMTs asked how he could be worried about his car when his body part, arms, hands, legs were spread out all over everywhere.
His reply was "My Rolex"?
