It's green, because it doesn't use any fuel, because it doesn't work.
It's green, because it doesn't pollute, because it doesn't work.
It's green, because it doesn't take any raw materials to manufacture, because they don't manufacture any.
Their boat is the most efficient powerboat ever built, because it has never used any fuel.
Their racecar is the second most efficient ever built, second only to Soap Box Derby cars.
Yep, sounds like a winner.
Maybe they could take the car to the next Soap Box Derby race and see if they can pick up some trophies for the 80+ age category.
Any bets on when the SEC will deregister the stock?