>ITALIAN GENTLEMAN
>
>
>A virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his
>favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young
>blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his
>apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he
>rattled her senseless.
>
>After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She
>paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No." Surprised, Guido
>reached for her and the rattling resumed This time she thrashed about
>wildly and there were screams of passion.
>
>The sex finally ends and,again, Guido smiles and asks,
> "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles
>closer to him and softly says, "No."
>Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied,
>Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he
>barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and
>ripping the bed sheets.
>
> Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely
>able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked
>again, "You finish?"
>
>Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I 'm
>Norwegian."
