Wayne Rumball's House of Nonsense

[Wayne R]

She works for a company called 'The Voyage to Nantes', a tour company?

No, it is an office to create tourism in the region. Nantes is the 4th or 5th largest city in france, hmm, maybe 6th or 7th, I'm not keeping score, I never go there unless for some strange reason I need to. About 20 minutes from my house.

I can get free tickets for the elephant, the other machines, certain museums, etc

The cruise on the river, my wife swears we never did that, but I remember very well it was too fucking hot on the boat and the windows didn't open, she pointed out a pink lighthouse that is now converted to a small luxurious tiny BNB with 2 rooms.

Been years she says we never did that, been years I say then how the hell do I know about the BNB?