Wayne Rumball's House of Nonsense

[Wildbilly]

So I log into my TOS trading platform @ 6:30 a:m

and it's static, no quotes, no mms filling the box, nada. I call TDA

and after 20 min.s this pleasant young woman answers, with a slightly

indignant tone in my voice I say my TOS is static. She says what do

you mean static, so I tell her. Well sir it is sat., oh my God in

my 23 years of doing this, this is a first. I've heard of other people

doing this, but I never have. I apologize, say our good byes and slink

away from the phone and am relatively sure I provided a good funny

for the saturday morning office crew.