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Friday, February 26, 2021 12:37:55 PM
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Reporting Live from Chile:
Bloonberg Reporter Karen Rodriquez: Senor Crystalballs, we have once again returned to your Maricunga office after the break for your lunch and 2-hour afternoon siesta which interrupted the interview we were conducting with you before your meal/sleepy time. Are you prepared to continue now?
Crystalballs: Si. Just let me finish this one last burrito and this tin of beans.
Bloonberg Reporter Karen Rodriquez: Have the battery makers for the new gigantic electric Volvo trucks to be used by DHL contacted you for their lithium sourcing?
Crystalballs: No, no... we had a bad experience with DHL 2 years ago and now use only UPS and FedEx.
Bloonberg Reporter Karen Rodriquez: Wait a minute... how can you say you will not sell lithium to Volvo because they want to make eTrucks for DHL?
Crystalballs: 18 months ago DHL was supposed to deliver to our Santiago office a one-month's supply of beans and 8 VCR video instructional tapes on how to mine lithium. They lost that shipment which then in typical beaner fashion set us back 2 years on our overall schedule here as you can easily see just by looking out the window as we have been doing before lunch/siesta time for the last 18 months.
Bloonberg Reporter Karen Rodriquez: Excuse me... but when you knew the VCR tapes were lost why did you not simply order new instructional videos again?
Crystalballs: Everyone had stopped making those Spanish language instructional lessons on VCR cassettes.
Bloonberg Reporter Karen Rodriquez: So why didn't you simply look for the 8 lithium mining instructional lessons on DVD disks instead?
Crystalballs: We don't have a DVD player.
Bloonberg Reporter Karen Rodriquez: Unfockingbelievable, this is going nowhere again. Louie, turn that focking camera off and let's pack up our shit. I can't take this.
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