CAVU Resources Inc (CAVR)

[NeverSettle]

While we're calling E*Trade, maybe we can call some other folks for clarity on how other shady operations work.

1 - Going to call back the Zimbabwean prince and ask him how he made his fortune. Interested to know how he can afford to send me $2m in return for the $2k I send him. Seems like a great deal, nice guy.

2 - Indian extended car warranty, I got to figure out how the hell he knew my warranty ran out when I didn't have one. They must have some super computer tracking my cars ECU. Thank god for their foresight.

3 - The IRS gentleman. Top notch work to catch my Social security number getting used by someone else. I'm so thankful they're willing to work for Apple gift cards, thought for sure it would cost more for their services.

Anyone else I'm missing?