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Re: SmallCapValueInvestor post# 599

Thursday, 02/25/2021 11:20:43 AM

Thursday, February 25, 2021 11:20:43 AM

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LOL

Just like My Cousin Vinny:

Vinny Gambini : I understand you played a game of pool with Lisa for $200, which she won. I'm here to collect.

J.T. : How 'bout if I just kick your ass?

Vinny Gambini : Oh, a counter-offer. That's what we lawyers - I'm a lawyer - we lawyers call that a counter-offer. This is a tough decision here. Get my ass kicked or collect $200. Let me think... I could use a good ass-kickin', I'll be very honest with you... nah, I think I'll just go with the two hundred.

J.T. : Over my dead body.

Vinny Gambini : You like to renegotiate as you go along, don't you? Well, here's my counter-offer... Do I have to kill you? What if I were just to kick the ever-loving shit out of you?

J.T. : In your dreams.

Vinny Gambini : Oh, no, no... in reality. If I was to kick the shit out of you, do I get the money?

J.T. : [in disbelief] You kick the shit out of me.

Vinny Gambini : Yeah.

J.T. : Yeah. You get the money.

Vinny Gambini : So, here are my options. Option A: I get my ass kicked, or Option B: I kick your ass and collect the 200. I think I'm gonna go with Option B: Kickin' your ass and collecting $200.
[Takes off his jacket]

J.T. : We're gonna fight now?

Vinny Gambini : Yeah. But first, show me the money.

J.T. : I have it.

Vinny Gambini : You have it, then show it to me.

J.T. : [pause] I can get it.

Vinny Gambini : You can get it? Okay, get it. Then we'll fight.
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