Men's Campfire

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I just broke the record for longest ejaculation.
( 16ft. 3in.) I accomplished what no man who came before me could.

The local marijuana dispensary has a recorded message............
"If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key now."

Just broke the world record !
I passed Usain Bolt and finished in 9.7 seconds. The wife wasn't impressed.............especially when I asked if it was good for her too.

A man came up to me and said "Man, your clothes look gay".
I said "I know, they just came out of the closet this morning".

An old man bellies up to the bar and asks the bartender for a bouble dourban. "You mean a double bourbon?", "that's what I said a bouble dourban!. So the bartender gives him his drink and walks to the other end of the bar and said to another customer, "Hey, get a load of this guy the way he talks, it'll schickel the tit out of you.