CDEx should have T-shirts printed up for the bagholders with "I Spent $25,000,000 and All I Got Was This T-Shirt and a Bunch of Share Certificates".
Maybe a silkscreened drawing of a pharmacy assistant using the MethFlashlight(TM) to screen an airplane passenger for unexploded landmines and verify that the liquor in their Duty Free is not counterfeit.
On the back it could say "Wade Poteet, World Shaker" and then have a copyright notice (Copyright 2007, Revolutionary Tech Graphics, LLC - all rights reserved)
Yeah, that would be worth whatever cash-on-hand CDEx still has.
Do it, UncleMalcolm(TM), and tell us some more stories. We like your stories.