Metrospaces Inc (MSPC)

[JWPennies]

Every morning I rise and prepare a cup of coffee to greet the internet with.

"Good morrow, Int'rnet. What news of MSPC doth thee has't f'r me."

"Thee fartuous peasant. Ev'ryday thee asketh and ev'ryday the answ'r is the same. Nay news. Nev'r."

"Dark mistress of despair, the one i wend relyeth on f'r Netflix's theatrical p'rf'rmances, bossums of oth'r distaff, and gl'rious memes. How thee taunt me. How. thee. taunt. me."


Hmmm. Made the coffee a bit strong today.